What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?